01 - Deconstructed Trivial Appendectomy
02 - In Retrospection Of Digested Waffles
03 - The Ghost Of Painful Bowel Movements' Past
04 - Trifecta Of Misshapen Tragic Vending Machines
05 - As Protective As A Styrofoam Door
06 - Why Is My PODX3 Giving Me Troubles?
07 - Unhealthy Obsession With Sunflower Seeds
08 - Bible Study Time At My Favorite Breakfast Location (Waffle House)
09 - Carefully Removing And Cleaning My Brain-Housing-Group
10 - The First Law Of Physics And The Second Rule Of Gun Safety
11 - A Torrent Of Wind And Illegal Downloads
12 - Soldering Yourself To Death
13 - I Forgot To Bring My Ditch Witch
14 - Terrible Movie Adaptation Of Your Favorite Video Game
15 - Inescapable Cloud Of Depression (And Mosquitos)
16 - Infernal Bovine Is My Hell Bovine Cover Band (Blizzard Please Don't Sue Me)
17 - Curved Screens Are For People With Curved Faces
18 - Throwing Powdered Bleach Into Random Washers At The Laundromat
19 - Today, The Lowcountry; Tomorrow, The World
20 - Phyrexian Sleeper Agents Vs. Hilton Head Real Estate Agents
21 - Life Without Jesus Is Like Salsa Without Onions
22 - I Desiccan't Do This Alone
23 - Reconstructed Swinery Conspiracy; Deophobic Cleric Of Bovine Flesh Amelioration
24 - Why Are You Throwing Socket Wrenches At Squirrels?
25 - Dirty Taco Pt. 3 (Diagnosed With Post-Tacomatic Stress Disorder)